What I do know however is that love has never once ended in happiness. So why did I think it would suddenly change now? However after a quick scroll through Google Images my mind was made up to marry this woman. Sure, she's 6 years older than me and after further investigation already married (to a UFC fighter no less) but dammit i'd die for her. I immediately headed to *no free ads* sportsbook and placed $200 on her to win $1200. Now, perhaps this should of set off some alarms that I was making a mistake but young love, you know?
You can say what you will, but a woman who can beat the shit out of you AND bring home the bacon? Now that's the American dream right there. Put me in a chokehold and tell me why I ain't shit. Yes please.
You can say what you will, but a woman who can beat the shit out of you AND bring home the bacon? Now that's the American dream right there. Put me in a chokehold and tell me why I ain't shit. Yes please.
These tweets were sent less than 45 seconds apart, i've had my heartbroken before but this quickly? That's new pain.i’ve made a mistake— 🖋 (@BKSTUSSY) July 12, 2020
Perhaps this is a lesson to be learned that you should know a sport before betting hard earned money on it, based purely off someone's appearance? Am I a fucking nerd? Absolutely not. You'd have a better chance seeing me pluck a coconut from a tree than for me to use my brain.
Paige, when you decide that you're tired of a man who can lift more than 35 pounds and provide for you. I'll be here waiting, possibly wasting more money.
Our relationship is already taking leaps and bounds, would you look at that.
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