Finally American Politicians Are Focusing On The Important Issues

See, this is why we can't let women in the White House!!! They get the smallest bit of power and suddenly they want to start chopping dicks off? Sounds like socialism to me. Mike Pence would never concern himself with another mans meat, are you kidding me? That man is as straight as they come, he's straight as hell! 

In a time of social injustice and murder of LBGTQ+ people everywhere is the topic of conversation, I'm just sure glad someone is focused on the Ribeye shortage. Personally, I only eat meat and drink whiskey straight, or as I like to call it, how a man is meant to live. Imagine letting something sweet touch your tongue🤢 AND fancying yourself worthy of husbandry? Embarrassing to say the least. 

President Joe is for America. #Trump is for Trump. Any questions? #BidenHarrisLandslide2020 pic.twitter.com/CgTEt7CGXG

— Mike Davey (@imperialpref) August 15, 2020

It's just good to see that democrats have learned from 2016 and are focusing on the important things-- like where hats are made. The shots called for the manufacturing of hats is undoubtedly coming from the candidate running said campaign and I'll forever be grateful we have Twitter sleuths like Mike here to call them out for their hypocrisy. 

An NBA photographer has been fired and kicked out of the Disney Bubble after posting an offensive meme about Kamala Harris, per USA Today

Bill Baptist worked with the Houston Rockets for more than 30 years. pic.twitter.com/mCJ4MzJmVn

— NBA Central (@TheNBACentral) August 14, 2020

The idea you were willing to get fired over a facebook meme for 11 likes and a comment from your buddy Ted, is so preposterously hilarious that while a whole blog about it seems too much, a brief indentation shall suffice my fancy. Mans propensity to immediately feel threatened by a woman for no reason whatsoever, purely because of her power, will unconditionally be the funniest most toddleresque performance we consistently see. It's eerily similar to when asking a child to share his monster truck with a girl. Now while you might feel discouraged about our politicians and population continuously behaving like toddlers, I instead laugh through the catastrophe as I prefer to repress any real emotion--you know, like a real man. 

Ahhhh hahahahaha we're fucked dude