Clare Crawley's Errr...Tayshia Adams'? Someone's, Definitely A Female's Season Of The Bachelorette Debuts October 13th

Get ready Bachelor Nation! @Clare_Crawley's season of #TheBachelorette premieres Tuesday, October 13th at 8|7c on ABC. It's about time. 🌹 pic.twitter.com/CmCxM3Yhb3

— The Bachelorette (@BacheloretteABC) August 27, 2020

So we can at least acknowledge now that, yes, Tayshia is the new “Bachelorette.” Who are her guys? When does she start her journey? Did she already? Are guys being flown back in having to quarantine again for a week? All questions we don’t have answers to now.

— RealitySteve (@RealitySteve) August 3, 2020

Drop the incessant masculinity and hop on the train, this franchise is in for a fucking DOOZY. There is no more pure form of hot mess entertainment than 'The Bachelor' franchise and there's never been a better time to dip your toe in the water as this is surely the most chaotic season yet. 

Do you feel shitty about your life? Down in the gutters, distraught about the eviction notice dangling from a singular piece of scotch tape as you enter your domicile? Parents disown you for becoming addicted to percocet forcing you to now make ends meet as a sex worker? Whatever your problem may be and wherever your issues may lie, you will never feel more confident about yourself after having seen grown adult men having full cage temper tantrums over someone they first encountered less than two weeks ago. 

If there's still people that watch this show, hoping the end result is a happy fantasyland love story, they're missing the damn point. Who cares about another persons long term relationship outlook, if my Twitter mentions are any illustration, people actually fucking hate it. Don't delude yourself looking for Atlantis when there's 25 Mount Vesuvius' staring you blankly in the eye, erupting over one another solely due to their "love" for someone after 2 dates. 

See the sparkly glow and realize your television interests don't determine your partner in the bedroom, appreciate the dramatic, overproduced, mayhem for what it is.  


Verbal meme- the "it's free real estate" guy but instead he's saying "it's free comedy"