Can We Just Take A Second To Appreciate The Color Blue?

It's simply just sucha damn good color, name one thing that doesn't look good in blue, I DARE YA. The sky, a good pair of eyes, some nice jeans, an ice cold gatorade...the list is endless, everything looks good blue. It's thee All American color, plain and simple. If we wanna talk about one thing our founding fathers definitely did right, they picked some FIRE fuckin' colors...some say it's why we rose to be the most popular country worldwide, which is a fact I damn sure didn't research nor do I intend to. What could go wrong?

Other colors are great too but none are as wholesome and pure as a nice blue, it just gets ya goin'...no matter your "favorite" color, you've gotta admit blue is a damn nice color. 

Honestly though, whatever keeps the sky stayin' blue is really just a grand 'ol pal. It doesn't have to be blue, but yet, it does and keeps on comin' around day in and day out. Somehow, it's why bodies of water are blue too or some shit??? Imagine if the sky and oceans were always bright orange? It'd feel like we were on LSD 24/7 and the average lifespan would be roughly 11 years. The Earth would just look like a moldy piece of cheese from space. Blue has done more for us than even I ventured to realize. 

The ocean is insane too, you ever think of that? They say we don't know what's in 90% of the ocean, buddy there are DEFINITELY civilizations down there in that case. In 50,000 years there are gonna be Pyramids down there and they'll claim Flounder the Fish made them...Man fuck Pyramids. Biggest lie we've ever been fed. 

There's so many good shades of blue too...baby blue, navy blue, royal blue, and the ever popular Cornflower by Crayola. Were someone to put all these various pastels onto a Tommy Bahama, lets just say Andy Reid and myself would be first in line.

I'll just say what everyone is thinkin' here, not enough sports teams utilize baby blue. There's not a jersey in existence, that's predominantly baby blue, which flat out stinks. Not possible in this man's eyes. 
The Chargers are trying their damndest to keep them alive but since the entire Expos team tragically perished, in the great Montreal Barn Fire of 2002, we've been deprived of silky baby blue fabrics.