Michael Jordan Was A Damn Maniac and It's Still Hilarious

Michael Jordan Reportedly Wouldn't Allow Horace Grant To Eat After Bad Gameshttps://t.co/cKL9jUqaqL

— TMZ Sports (@TMZ_Sports) May 7, 2020

When I saw this shit I laughed for a good 3 minutes, do you know how much of a psychopath you have to be, to LITERALLY STARVE another grown man??? WITH MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OF HIS OWN? 

The average NBA player burns about 1,000 Calories in a game and probably doesn't eat for at least an hour before the game. Horace was probably hungry as shit just sittin' on that plane, birdman rubbin' his hands together waiting for his nice juicy steak. When suddenly, Mike Jong-Un tells the waitress HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO EAT. 

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What happens when Horace got a bad first half? He's more nervous of the malnutrition he was boutta experience than the actual game. He goin' into the locker room and sneakin' honey buns out the back of his locker just in case.

Man i'd of been demanded a trade, just *shocking* that Horace looks like he's being held captive in MJ's basement. No wonder after that first contract, he threw up the deuces and hopped on the FIRST flight, as far south as he possibly could. Ain't boutta starve me no more pal. No siree.
You think Shaq ever starved Horace Grant?? Naw he was givin' that man as much Papa John's and Krispy Kreme as he wanted.

MJ fans need to start using this in their GOAT arguments. What's someone gonna say back to you? Exactly.