Who The Hell Does Mason Plumlee Think He Is?

.@BUrlacher54, @tkelce, @DeMarcoMurray and @RealDealBeal23 are part of a group of investors who have joined couple Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez in a bid to buy the Mets. https://t.co/vR6PRBo7TL

— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) July 13, 2020

Now that's quite the cast, an active NBA and NFL player having ownership in a sports franchise would be game changing as LeBron and Aaron Rodgers have shown. 

However ESPN, uncharismatic and dull as always, very much so buried the lede. Mason fucking Plumlee is somehow part of this ownership group? The white thoroughbred triplet chained servant to Coach K? That Mason Plumlee??? 

You have everyone from Hall of Famers in Joe Thomas and A-Rod, to top tier stars in their sport with Brad Beal and Travis Kelce. You even have Brian Urlacher with his lack of a spine, who suddenly decided one day to magically sprout hair and betray a whole demographic of people. 

Also, are we sure Urlacher, in all his racist eminence should be allowed to own a professional team after his brothers gambling expeditions? Just something to ponder.

Mason Plumlee is a career 8 & 6 player who is more famous for how drastically pale and stereotypically white he is, than his acumen and talent for basketball. Who the hell let him suddenly join into this group? They couldn't find any other lanky tall white? Was Kelly Olynyk unavailable?

The Mets are trying to vault themselves out of the depths of mediocrity and can not be being represented by Duke Chris Mihm.