White People Not Understanding Obvious Humor Will Never Not Be Hilarious

I’m sorry but that’s pathetic from r/insaneparents

How dare he say this!!! We preach we want equality, but then we welcome this type of hate speech? Why should we not allow interracial relationships? Is that not the prototypical symbol of anti-racism, for a white woman to give her life to a black man? Shouldn't we be encouraging this type of love rather than bashing upon it? How is racism ever expected to be abolished if we can't love who we want to love? It's further perpetuating the racial divide this country so badly needs to rid itself of!!! 

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You as a parent in no way should be giving your children ultimatums in their love life! In my America, we love who we want to love regardless of skin color, gender, or political beliefs!! In fact, not only did I not find "Get Out" entertaining, I found it deeply disturbing and promoting hate against white women! Couldn't they of made a movie about a beautiful love story between a black man and white women? This is why I believe Hollywood is run by an underground organization desiring to keep our world in a state of fear and hate, how else would they continue monopolizing everything? 

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The most ironic of this all, is posting such lunacy on a subreddit called "insaneparents" when the only insane part of this, is actually their opinions. If anyone actually believes this guy would have a conniption, should his NEWBORN son bring home a chalky appearing woman, they should be evaluated for the vacancy of a brain. It does give me quite a chuckle to see people so far from black Twitter being brought into their realm, it's like ET discovering everything about Earth. Imagine their stunned little earholes if they were to hear the sexual deviancy happening over there. 

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These are the same people as your grandmother, furious on her Facebook profile, about why black people are allowed to say the N-word when she isn't, because "isn't that a double standard!!". Equality to them is a very vanilla concept with no intricacies or reasoning behind certain topics. To them, this clear joke isn't simply a way to try and make a lighthearted moment of the racial injustices happening, seemingly every day-- it's hate speech. These are the same people, full of fake outrage, who go on Twitter to their 3 followers and call Dave Chappelle transphobic for obvious jokes. 

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I hope these people never leave, because they're not exactly dangerous, just morons. But, they're incredulously funny and everyone needs a dose of middle-aged white women idiocy in their lives, to lighten things up every once in a while. Give me a 56 year old, newly brandished grandmother, not understanding social intricacies and I'll show you a lifetime of chuckles.