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| via/@leif_erickson7 on Twitter |
Now, I know what you're thinking...Is that a DIAPER, on that mans head? Being used as a mask? You're damn skippy bubba.
I’m certainly no health care professional but it would seem to me that a device designed to keep, lets just say "things", from escaping would be the BEST possible material to use as a mask. But again, that's just one mans opinion and I could be wrong (doubtful). So it works to destroy the Rona, but it is much more than just functionality, oh boy you better believe it.
This man, is out on a presumably modest walk to grab a coffee...So he, as a sensible adult man decided to grab the friendly approachable Woody from Toy Story-Diaper Mask, to show he wasn't a threat or any type of weirdo simply wearing a diaper on his head...Fair. BUT! What if, post Rona, he was going to a business meeting? He might want something more, serious and less playful. Say, the Boss Baby-Diaper Mask.
Strap a Pamper donning this bad boy to the side of his head and his compadres KNOW that he's in there to discuss business and business only. No jokes, no bullshit. Boss baby will NOT be played a fool, what a preposterous proposition to even ponder.
Now, I know what you're thinking...for the second time this blog, yeah I'm talented...what of it?
"But but, what if he wanted to go out and have a sensible time with some lady friends at the club?"...OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, HE'S GOT THE HUGGIES ON DECK.
What says, "yeah I fuck, what's up with you" more than Mickey K. Mouse? The guy has his own damn clubhouse for god-sakes. Match the Mouse-Diaper Mask with some J's? OOoooo BOY, you're playin' with fire. Whole damn club might be up in there starin' at your ass.
This man, is out on a presumably modest walk to grab a coffee...So he, as a sensible adult man decided to grab the friendly approachable Woody from Toy Story-Diaper Mask, to show he wasn't a threat or any type of weirdo simply wearing a diaper on his head...Fair. BUT! What if, post Rona, he was going to a business meeting? He might want something more, serious and less playful. Say, the Boss Baby-Diaper Mask.
Strap a Pamper donning this bad boy to the side of his head and his compadres KNOW that he's in there to discuss business and business only. No jokes, no bullshit. Boss baby will NOT be played a fool, what a preposterous proposition to even ponder.
Now, I know what you're thinking...for the second time this blog, yeah I'm talented...what of it?
"But but, what if he wanted to go out and have a sensible time with some lady friends at the club?"...OH, DON'T YOU WORRY, HE'S GOT THE HUGGIES ON DECK.
What says, "yeah I fuck, what's up with you" more than Mickey K. Mouse? The guy has his own damn clubhouse for god-sakes. Match the Mouse-Diaper Mask with some J's? OOoooo BOY, you're playin' with fire. Whole damn club might be up in there starin' at your ass. 
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