Thursday, May 28, 2020

Giannis Antetokounmpo is John Stockton?


Sure there's nothing actually similar about them. Fine, you've got me over a barrel there...HOWEVER MAX KELLERMAN, this has to be the most relatable thing John Stockton has said since...ever? 

Having absolutely no sense of who you really are and having a distorted self image, isn't that what being a human is about? We all think we're much stronger, taller, and better looking than we truly are. Even if you think you ARE scrawny, ugly and worthless...you're probably underestimating just how ugly, weak and little you actually contribute to society in reality. Not that i'd know anything about that. 



So when John Stockton says Giannis reminds him of himself, that's the equivalent of you watching a movie and thinking you look like a character. News flash bucko, you don't...if you did, you'd be in Hollywood rather than home alone on a Friday night.  

Stockton thinks of himself as a 6'11 mammoth dunking on MJ in the finals, he sees doing windmills from the free throw line and jumping over Tim Hardaway. Stockton likes to imagine being a troop and growing up having never tasted Corn Dogs or Smoothies. In his mind, he simply doesn't see color and he and Giannis are one in the same. 

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