Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Local Man Cries Poor Whilst Dining Upon Yacht


It'd be easy to criticize this move and talk about how owners perpetually treat their players as property, only doing what is best for themselves and their pockets. But no, i'm gonna take the high road and defend Mr. John Jingleheimer Fisher...you don't get to be someone as successful and wealthy as the trust fund Gap child without some tough decisions.
"and to conclude, uh, no, we will not be paying those poors."

John J. Fisher has had to grind his way through Princeton, and then again, through Stanford business school...and this was all to start from the ground up as the president of his parents' investing firm. He didn't just get the keys to Gap right away. You're going to ask him, an investment banker, to invest close to a million dollars into players who will give him no return? Are you crazy? To ask him to simply dish out scraps of his fortune to some greedy kids fresh out of college? Johnny J. is not for handout my good sir. You're going to have to work for your scratch in these parts.


If you do take issue with him refusing to pay employees however, you'll take great solace in knowing the Gap workers are being compensated greatly. 

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