Wake Up With Aaron Judge Dropping Dick And Sending Warning Shots To The Entire Northeast United States

#AllRise: Aaron Judge homers to left to give the Yankees the early lead. pic.twitter.com/yBUOD1KZx1

— YES Network (@YESNetwork) July 19, 2020

Second home run of the night for Aaron Judge! pic.twitter.com/J8cqIfU0hQ

— Talkin' Yanks (@TalkinYanks) July 20, 2020

Many have for far too long talked shit on the fragility of one Aaron James Judge, so far this summer he's hitting 2 tank shots a contest. Watch the fuck out Barry, he keeps it up and that 73 is long in the dust bubba. 

Will this season end in a nagging groin issue that impacts his availability for the playoffs ultimately leading to the demise of the Yankees title hopes, putting in jeopardy his status in the future with the franchise? More than likely, but for now let us rejoice in the fact that our behemoth oaf of a king is back and in a loud way.  

That breach of land between his teeth and his poor choice in life partner (read:white women) will be there forever but what won't be is the dingers and the best goddamn defense in the sport. Enjoy it while you can because that shit is gonna be gone before we know it. 

Most defensive runs saved, last two seasons:

64 - Matt Chapman
47 - Nick Ahmed
40 - Lorenzo Cain
38 - Paul DeJong
37 - Aaron Judge
35 - Cody Bellinger
35 - Andrelton Simmons
35 - Kolten Wong
34 - Mookie Betts
31 - Harrison Bader
31 - Matt Olson
31 - Javier Baez

— Jeremy Frank (@MLBRandomStats) July 19, 2020

Sorry It's actualy more than that. Cuz he DHed 29 games in that span.

So actually fielding he played 184 games in the field as compared to Lorenzo Cain who had 281 nearly 100 games more.

— Beans 2: The Search for Curly’s gold✡️🔥🤦🏽‍♂️ (@EvelKneidel) July 19, 2020