Friday, August 28, 2020

Oh, Chivalry Is Dead? Try Again.


Men are simple creatures, we crave companionship as much if not more than women and we like trying weird shit. If you're not gonna let me take my newly acquired Craftsmen 10 Set to your little piggies? I don't want it. What a queen-- A woman willing to do whatever to fancy her husbands wild desires. There's an obsolete chance this was because some foreign object made its way to her foot, this was a squarely a man and his curiosities-- and you know what? Perhaps she liked it and they just discovered a fresh new bonding activity. 

After the many years of partnership it would seem these two have been subject to with one another, sometimes you just need something new. The standard old routine gets mundane and variety is the spice of life. If we can't experiment with power tools then what can we experiment with? Where's the line drawn? 


This illustrates the real problem with millennials getting married at lower rates then ever, will they ever experience the joys of whimsical alternative foot massages? Will men get to explore their somewhat dangerous and kinky fantasies ever again? What if I'd like to use costume Wolverine claws as steak-knifes at dinner? No "non-monogamous" partner is gonna subject themselves to that, a wife though? She has no choice. These are the things we forget to consider when normalizing new practices throughout society. We lose beautiful art.

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