Someone Talk Mike Trout Out Of Wasting His Entire Damn Career In Misery?

The Angels absolutely fucking stink, it's embarrassing quite frankly. Despite my standard level headed rational brain, when these religious vermilion soaked morons take the field I become enraged like you wouldn't believe. Despite having the best hitter ever and another top 15 position player, these bumbling bafoons have a record only undermined by the powerhouse Pittsburgh Pirates. The Red Sox, actively attempting to lose, in the form of pitching Junior College players every day, have less losses than the confusingly named third wheel in Southern California. 

Kyle Hart gave up 2 earned runs in the 1st inning and lowered his ERA. I hate this team so much.

— Steve Perrault (@Steve_Perrault) August 19, 2020

Despite finding an ace out the depths of the crab cages in Maryland, it still hasn't mattered one bit. Aside from Ted's bastard nephew, the Angels rotation ERA sits at a prodigious 7.51, I know I didn't major in mathematics--but I can't help but think that could be an issue. 

Angels in the Top 10 - Pitching (AL)

Wins
6th (tie) - Dylan Bundy - 3

ERA
7th - Dylan Bundy - 2.48

K's
5th - Dylan Bundy - 38

WHIP
3rd - Dylan Bundy - 0.80 pic.twitter.com/c20DRk9hmb

— AngelsWin.com - The Internet Home for #Angels Fans (@AngelsWin) August 23, 2020

Trade everything, give up. You're wasting generational talents and even worse, you're making Joe Maddon think he's "cool".

It's a shame Shohei Ohtani is such a mental midget, imagine if he had gone to a half competent team? Not even a massive market, no, not the Yankees or Dodgers..But what about like the depopulated A's or Mariners? Still too much pressure? Billy Eppler is running the finest ponzi scheme since Bernie Madoff, maybe even better considering his has never even produced a semblance of results. 

Defund the Angels and relegate them to Salt Lake City.