You're Gonna Wear A MASK??? As A MAN???

Imagine that, someone running for a major public office position saying something stupid? Directly going against nearly every major health organization? God imagine where a country would be at if that were the case.

I agree however, nothing makes me feel like less of a man than when I have to cover my glossy whites with a paper thin barrier. Will anyone every respect me again if I can't assert my dominance by growling, mouth wide open? Am I supposed to use my words? What a feminine thing to recommend, this is why we're living in a world with "plant based" burgers, back in my day we just shoved our forearm down a cows ass and pulled out a pound of ground beef to eat raw. Oh I'm sorry, was that too graphic for you mentally lacking libturds? Is my freedom of speech, my first amendment right too vulgar for you? Pussy boy.

You expect me to LEARN in a MASK??? Do you not know that we as humans grasp all known knowledge through our mouths? Junk science you say? Well do you eat through your ears? That's what I thought dickhead. I WILL have an emotional breakdown if I cannot simply sneeze all over Jessica's back in History class. What happened to "My body, my choice" feminists, huh? Answer me that? Only want to fight for what fits your agenda, that's what's wrong with America. We as the GOP would never push something forceful upon either woman nor man. I mean, sure we're pro-life and will force you to raise a child you feel yourself ill equipped to raise, but we surely won't traffic them for sex work like the commie leftists.

Join me in my journey to equip every American with an AR-15, I call it an equal playing ground. If these radical socialists want to "march for equality", let's show them REAL equality-- every man for themselves. ANTIFA wants a fight, Biden wants to take away our 2nd amendment rights, are white people even safe within America anymore? The fake news media is even censoring my hate speech on the bird app! What the fuck! Freedom of press anyone? It's all the sudden against the rules to spread hate and promote violence? What would my idol Robert E Lee think about all this?

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When I do parody blogs about writing psychology textbooks based upon nothing but my own beliefs and theories, it's almost implausible to think that there's real people out there doing the same thing...but BELIEVING IT and screaming it to an audience of hundreds of thousands. "Yup, masks are bad for your mental health" and upon being asked for any proof whatsoever screaming idiotically about toxic masculinity being a farse. These are things I MAKE UP IN MY DEMENTED BRAIN, not things that should actually be believed! What the fuck is happening!