The Best Rapper Alive NBA YOUNGBOY Drops Album 'TOP' And It's The Album Of The Year

Boy mad heads gonna be pressed by this one-- let's get this disclaimer out there, yes I'm white (shocker). Does that disqualify me from having a take on rap music, depends on who you ask but if you think so then....just....exit. Simple! Because within the next few paragraphs I will be doing nothing but waxing poetically about our lord and savior Youngboy. First of all, what a day to release an album, 9/11 is an incredible drop day to absolutely cuck the national tragedy we continue to mourn 20 years later for some unexplained reason. When I say "we" I really just mean white people, it's the weirdest fucking thing. Yeah people died, nearly 3,000-- why don't we mourn the casualties of WW2 every day then? Did their lives not matter? Get over the plane going boom, the people who died don't want us crying over them once a year for 24 hours. 

They gonna be mad but guess what was trending at #1 as midnight struck the clock, which suddenly meant we should all be sad. 

Ooo. Heads ain't gonna like that one. 

9/11 AINT A TRAGEDY ANYMORE ITS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY @GGYOUNGBOY

— Brady (@BKSTUSSY) September 11, 2020

Alrighty, now that we've weeded out the pussies, let's discuss the GOAT. It's incredible to think that there's people out there who believe Roddy Rich invented black and white photography, truly the stupidest take ever. Anyways, the album starts out with 'Drug Addiction' and lesser man might cry-- it's me, I'm lesser man. Many are pontificating it a message to the love of his life and 4th baby mama, Jania Meshell. What does she have to say about this, the claims that she was texting him as fucking other dudes? 

All I can say is DAMN

— Buttercup🍫❤️ (@janiaabaniaaaa) September 11, 2020

 Well, that clears it up! Speculations have long been that she engaged in the dirty with known opp Fredo Bang, allegedly...but at the same time, not really. 

'The Last Backyard'... falsely titled as it should instead be Backyardigan, but some hoity toity Nickelodeon executive miiiighhhtt have had a bit of an opinion on that. However diehards know, we've been waiting for this forever-- by forever like 6 months, but when you hear the song you'll understand why it'd of felt so long. The shit is fucking fuego and is undoubtedly in the top percentile of songs on the album, no one has ever been better at picking beats to entirely murder. The piano in the back is awe inspiring and when he hits the "ooOOoooOo", the goosebumps hit with a ferocity. 

'Dead Trollz' is the best song of the year, let's just be honest with ourselves here. Many upon many will end up imprisoned because of this one, but it's just the result of incredible art. "7 murders in my hometown, tell them bitches I did that", OH OKAY TALK YOUR SHIT. "Want my own cemetery, get 'em buried, call the preacher", ever heard a more creative way of saying you want to kill masses of people? I think not. "Got 'em tryna troll, pussy [redacted] drove that he can't get no feature...fuck your caption, what you sayin'?", Uhhh, who do YOU think he's referring to? The rainbow haired pedophile who went on IG live praising him saying they should do a song together? Perhaps. The video for this song is purely demonic and it's nothing short of glorious. 

'My Window' with Lil Wayne, was just the spiderman meme-- there's never been anyone like YB at 20 but if you were to find a comparison it'd be 20 year old Lil Wayne. The quantity at which they drop music, their unique flows for their time, the ability to unequivocally demolish any beat they hop on, and they're both of course Louisiana babies. To have only two features on your album and they're Lil Wayne and Snoop Dogg? Talk about some respect for the OG's. That's a flex if I've ever seen one, we got two features and they're two of the 10 greatest rappers ever-- pretty good! 

All in all, I've never heard a more complete piece of art. There's everything from the most emotional shit you'll ever hear to the most murdery of music. He talks about everything from self improvement to basically wanting to murder Tekashi 6ix9ine, now that's balance. It's a real shame some will never be able to appreciate this work of art because of some preordained hate for the best rapper ever.