Showing posts with label NBA YOUNGBOY. Show all posts
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Friday, September 11, 2020

The Best Rapper Alive NBA YOUNGBOY Drops Album 'TOP' And It's The Album Of The Year

Boy mad heads gonna be pressed by this one-- let's get this disclaimer out there, yes I'm white (shocker). Does that disqualify me from having a take on rap music, depends on who you ask but if you think so then....just....exit. Simple! Because within the next few paragraphs I will be doing nothing but waxing poetically about our lord and savior Youngboy. First of all, what a day to release an album, 9/11 is an incredible drop day to absolutely cuck the national tragedy we continue to mourn 20 years later for some unexplained reason. When I say "we" I really just mean white people, it's the weirdest fucking thing. Yeah people died, nearly 3,000-- why don't we mourn the casualties of WW2 every day then? Did their lives not matter? Get over the plane going boom, the people who died don't want us crying over them once a year for 24 hours. 

They gonna be mad but guess what was trending at #1 as midnight struck the clock, which suddenly meant we should all be sad. 


Ooo. Heads ain't gonna like that one. 
Alrighty, now that we've weeded out the pussies, let's discuss the GOAT. It's incredible to think that there's people out there who believe Roddy Rich invented black and white photography, truly the stupidest take ever. Anyways, the album starts out with 'Drug Addiction' and lesser man might cry-- it's me, I'm lesser man. Many are pontificating it a message to the love of his life and 4th baby mama, Jania Meshell. What does she have to say about this, the claims that she was texting him as fucking other dudes? 

 Well, that clears it up! Speculations have long been that she engaged in the dirty with known opp Fredo Bang, allegedly...but at the same time, not really. 

'The Last Backyard'... falsely titled as it should instead be Backyardigan, but some hoity toity Nickelodeon executive miiiighhhtt have had a bit of an opinion on that. However diehards know, we've been waiting for this forever-- by forever like 6 months, but when you hear the song you'll understand why it'd of felt so long. The shit is fucking fuego and is undoubtedly in the top percentile of songs on the album, no one has ever been better at picking beats to entirely murder. The piano in the back is awe inspiring and when he hits the "ooOOoooOo", the goosebumps hit with a ferocity. 

'Dead Trollz' is the best song of the year, let's just be honest with ourselves here. Many upon many will end up imprisoned because of this one, but it's just the result of incredible art. "7 murders in my hometown, tell them bitches I did that", OH OKAY TALK YOUR SHIT. "Want my own cemetery, get 'em buried, call the preacher", ever heard a more creative way of saying you want to kill masses of people? I think not. "Got 'em tryna troll, pussy [redacted] drove that he can't get no feature...fuck your caption, what you sayin'?", Uhhh, who do YOU think he's referring to? The rainbow haired pedophile who went on IG live praising him saying they should do a song together? Perhaps. The video for this song is purely demonic and it's nothing short of glorious. 

'My Window' with Lil Wayne, was just the spiderman meme-- there's never been anyone like YB at 20 but if you were to find a comparison it'd be 20 year old Lil Wayne. The quantity at which they drop music, their unique flows for their time, the ability to unequivocally demolish any beat they hop on, and they're both of course Louisiana babies. To have only two features on your album and they're Lil Wayne and Snoop Dogg? Talk about some respect for the OG's. That's a flex if I've ever seen one, we got two features and they're two of the 10 greatest rappers ever-- pretty good! 

All in all, I've never heard a more complete piece of art. There's everything from the most emotional shit you'll ever hear to the most murdery of music. He talks about everything from self improvement to basically wanting to murder Tekashi 6ix9ine, now that's balance. It's a real shame some will never be able to appreciate this work of art because of some preordained hate for the best rapper ever.

Thursday, September 10, 2020

At Midnight The World Will Be Changed Forever As NBA Youngboy Releases New Album 'TOP'

Not to exaggerate too much here, but this might be the best day of the year. If you hadn't heard, social media's been pretty mum on the topic, but 2020 has stunk. What was the best day of this year? If you have a serious answer to that question, you're just a masochist to the highest degree. Unless your answer is 9/10, you have the NFL kicking off by giving us the best player in the league on national television-- and more importantly you have the greatest rapper alive giving us an album full of murder music. I'm in heaven, you should join me, the pillows are lush and the food is good. 

Ever wanted to assassinate your co-workers? Too pussy to do so? Welcome to the club! We're one in the same. Everyone needs an outlet for those emotions, a vice if you will-- or else you'll end up strung up off opioids dangling from the Golden Gate. Put your anger and frustrations into Youngboy yelling into your earholes, treat yourself to a pleasureful experience, get a little dopamine boost and bob your head as there's gunshots reverberate throughout each track. If we truly get a 21 track album there will be bodily fluids e-v-e-r-y-w-h-e-r-e, not to be graphic.  
Prepare yourself for the commiseration of joy we'll be subject to this evening. If you're dozing off before midnight on today of all days, just know, I hate you and want to never converse. I'm gonna do a shit ton of cocaine and party for the rest of the day, what a night this is gonna be. 

I have one dilemma, if this song is to be held off the album, I'd have no choice but to put a fork through my jugular. It's been nearly two months and I still listen to this 55 second Instagram Live clip as though it's a full song. Do you know how much you must fancy a individual song to go to your PHOTOS for enjoyment? This song could change my life forever! Make me a respectable human! Anything could happen if I were to get this full song into my greasy little fingertips.


Now this isn't the gambling blog but if you want a little early tip sparked from my fucking massive brain? Take the Saints for everything on Sunday, they'll be psyched as shit from this album and ready to demolish AARP Tommy & Co..

Listen to every song released from the album so far and get ready for your life to be changed forever. You're welcome.

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

NBA Youngboy Decided To Give Us A New National Toxicity Anthem (Spoiler: He Succeeded)



For the longest of times, Future donned the ring upon which king of toxicity is sheltered. I've got some news, his reign is over. 'She Belong To The Streets' became overplayed and once us whites fully adopt anything, it's ruined.

He can still hold the subcategory in which lies the toxic masculinity trump card, but bashing women is for the birds. It's all about equality, bit of a feminist icon--no big deal.@BAXLNDR ON TWITTER LADIES

No one alive talks more about how much he aspires to assassinate someone more than Youngboy. As someone far too pussy to murder the ones I despise, living vicariously through music will have to do and for that I appreciate YB making anthems for those alike. 

From this day forward, 9/11 is a national holiday. No need to have a day commemorating a cataclysmic disaster, let's rejoice in someone and something actually important--"TOP" by NBA Youngboy. Album of the decade, calling my shot. 

Thursday, May 28, 2020

Jania Riding Around With YBN Almighty Jay Will Surely Sit Well With NBA Youngboy


Say it with me, SHE BELONG TO THA STREETS. Just days after the messiest of breakups with Dejounte Murray, Youngboy's white whale of all the baby moms is rollin' around with another rapper. Interesting considering she was just saying that was her moms car and nothing else. 



I'm not here to speak for the man buuuuut if I was Youngboy...i'd be cryin' in bed right now. YBN Almighty Jay is a struggling rapper who's had few songs even hit a million views...yet Jania is still riding around with him over you. Rough scene pal. 

When you got girls stabbin' each other over you and lyin' about another pregnancy every other day just for some money and dick...but still can't have the girl of your dreams? I'm just sayin' there's a reason he started all them drugs back up. 



Monday, May 25, 2020

Dejounte Murray May Be Dead Soon


A little backstory for the kids back home...this is Dejounte Murray's ex Girl, Jania Meshell, who is also the ex-Girlfriend and Baby Moms of NBA Youngboy. 

With that out of the way...there's some, well, lets say theres some less than flattering rumors on how their recent split went. 




YIIIIIKES, her singing "Wanna be Youngboy, ol' clown ass" hits a lil harder after learning that he was running a Youngboy fan account whilst in a relationship with his ex...whomst he wants back extremely badly mind you. 



Youngboy's real name
Running around with a female that has a tattoo of another man's name on their face miiiight've been a mistake on Dejounte's part...but who am I to say.

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