Thursday, May 14, 2020

Quinton Dunbar and Deandre Baker are Bored Too


4 Counts??? God damn man, these dudes linked up bored as hell...and decided out of all their options....they were gonna hit a lick 4 times as professional athletes and get away with it. I NEED that type of confidence man. 

These two presumably know each other from their hometown around Miami, but it's still a random ass pairing of people. Baker went to Georgia from 2015-2019 and Dunbar left the University of Florida in 2015, not exactly crossing paths. 

This dude might be the most confident, cocky player in NFL History...for both the best and worst of ways. On the bright side, he was PFF's #2 rated corner last season....On the sliiiiightly negative side, he had to really think he was gonna get away with this to go and TALK TO THE MEDIA the VERY NEXT MORNING
A direct quote from the presser, 
"You just want to feel wanted at the end of the day.... I just hope to repay them with the way I carry myself as a person."
...that's called foreshadowing, folks. Do ya think he knows, he mighta made some typa mistake?

Both teams released bullshit PR statements saying they don't know whats going on, and basically, that they won't harbor fugitives.




Gonna take a wild shot in the dark here...both will be released from their teams within 24-48 hours and release statements apologizing.



My guess is that it's Baker...a bit younger, more scared and more eager to do whatever he can to get a second shot in the league. Good luck, bubba.

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