Shut the FUCK UP About Dak Prescott

Dak Prescott turned down a 5-year, $175 million contract offer from the #Cowboys according to @CSimmsQB

It would've made him the highest paid QB in history.

Prescott instead is seeking “north of $45M” in the final season of his new deal, reportedly. pic.twitter.com/IBYCVaxVk7

— Dov Kleiman (@NFL_DovKleiman) May 21, 2020

When you see shit like this? Remember who's the one leaking it. This is all coming from the Dallas Cowboys front office, very obviously. Why, you may ask?

What does the Cowboys camp have to gain vs. What does Dak's camp have to gain?

Dallas Camp 

- Makes Dak out to be unreasonable, despite not leaking the guaranteed money...Hmm, convenient...to say the least.

- When they eventually keep him on the franchise tag for this year, they can point to this and say "look at this deal, we tried our hardest!!!". 

- They leaked a "45M" number because it looks eye-popping, even though, compared to Russ Wilson's in 2023 it's only 6M more. Not that outrageous! 

Dak's Camp

- Ab-so-lute-ly posi-tive-ly NOTHING. Scroll Twitter today, his public perception right now...not great! 

Dak reportedly wants “north of $45M” in the last year

Uhm, Dak Prescott? I quote from this interview, “I dont play the game for money. Never once in my life I’ve ever touched a football & thought about money”

Might wanna check yourself on that one dude!pic.twitter.com/IVObtnd0ed

— Bill Brady Bowl (@BillBradyBowl) May 21, 2020

Dak Prescott after he asked Jerry Jones for 45 million a year pic.twitter.com/dSFgIT7JHv

— Stick2Sports Podcast (@stick2sports__) May 21, 2020

Owners continuing to cry poor, a tradition as old as time itself. 

There's also another chance that Chris Simms is and always has been a complete fraud who's able to skate by like he has real sources because he's friends with one NFL coach...that might be more realistic honestly. 

According to the team side and Dak Prescott’s agent, the report (👇🏽) from @CSimmsQB is definitely not true. The two sides have never discussed such scenarios or anything like it. Dak wants a shorter deal, the #Cowboys want a longer one. July 15 is the deadline. https://t.co/yUgxcz5qcq

— Ian Rapoport (@RapSheet) May 21, 2020

To clarify any recent speculation on Dak Prescott’s contract negotiations: there have been no discussions on other scenarios other than the Cowboys wanting a longer deal and Prescott wanting a shorter deal, per source.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 21, 2020

Michael Thomas is Supremely Corny

Devante Parker vs Michael Thomas. Round 1 FIGHT pic.twitter.com/8Y3HGWXcyA

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) May 18, 2020

It's Team Devante all the way, no doubt. If you're constantly the first one to parade around your own stats, you're doin' it all wrong fella.

It took one (1), letter from Parker for Mickey Mouse Mike to take a hypothetical EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY. My guy, Devante Parker is trapped in his house like us all just messing around on Insta, you don't gotta treat this like World War 3. 

His voice is hysterically funny, you can't lie

and say it isn't. I simply won't allow it. 

Michael Thomas went to Ohio State, his uncle is Keyshawn Johnson and he plays with Drew Brees for Sean Payton. Name a receiver who's had better a better situation coming into the league in the last 10 years? 

It doesn't make people like you more to say how good you are. In fact! It actually does quite the opposite. I'd have no reason to dislike Michael Thomas if not for how he acted on social media. 

Thomas went to the Jerry Rice School of Corniness and is passing with flying colors...unsettling to say the least. 

You're force-fed targets unlike any other receiver and accumulate a lot of regular season counting stats. 

Imagine if Marques Colston did some shit like this? 

Imagine making $20 Million Dollars a year, living in New Orleans and still being on social media complaining all day? Couldn't be me.

The NFL Trying to Implement Facemasks Is Fucking Hilarious

Roger Goodell is just so fucking stupid, the fact this is reality and not an Onion article...speaks to just how dumb he truly is. 

.@NFLPA medical director tells @AdamSchefter that league/union are working on a surgical/N95-like device to use on face masks to help protect players when they return. “They’re looking at every issue, including when masks fog up.” https://t.co/NQ4dYGFe7z

— Kevin Seifert (@SeifertESPN) May 18, 2020

Yes, in a game where players are constantly tackling and huddling up, the face-masks will definitely prevent the Rona. Do you think Adam Silver would EVER come out and say "Players will be required to wear N-95 masks while playing."...If you've ever experienced wearing an N-95 mask that shit is uncomfortable, itchy and makes it harder to breath. Not to mention, no one can hear shit you say while wearing one. Perfect for football players!

"For a player like that, getting the helmet off, putting a mask on right afterwards, maintaining social distancing when not in the field as much as possible, using single-use hydration, whether water, Gatorade, whatever it might be -- I mean, just every little detail,"

This shit ain't gonna work. Accept the risk for what it is and if players decide against playing, go from there. These are just gimmicks at the end of the day.

"Good thing we got these masks fellas, don't wanna catch the big Rona!"

The future Roger Goodell wants.

Trying to take steps to ensure the players are safer whilst playing is good and well but if they're impractical and laugh out loud satirical...not sure that's a great use of time, Rodg! 

A Good 'Ol Top 5 WR's Ever (hint: Jerry Rice Was Not Involved)

Top 5 WRs in NFL history

1. __________
2. __________
3. __________
4. __________
5. __________

— PFF (@PFF) May 15, 2020

A Classic Top 5 To Start Off The Weekend. 

AHHHHHHHH shit here we go. It's the age old debate...it'll lose you limbs in some towns and gain you a free drink or two in others. Here. We. Go.

#5- Julio Jones

Just a brriiiieeeeef fyi, if you're over the age of 40 and are unable to accept change.....just exit out of this. If Julio isn't in your top 8-10, you're simply just wrong. Moving on.....If Julio had a higher TD% he might be in my top 3, for now he's at 5 and i'm sure he's just devastated. 

Julio Jones: 94.7 career PFF grade

Best among all WRs since 2006 pic.twitter.com/P8Fznp13Yn

— PFF (@PFF) March 26, 2020

Believe what you want about PFF, but as someone with no NFL team I find them very reliable and accurate on most things. With that being said, to essentially have the best career of any reciever they've ever graded...pretty telling, Jim! 

JULIO💨💨💨

54 yards to the 🏠!#PHIvsATL

(via @NFL)

pic.twitter.com/9Y8FEFdIKV

— PFF (@PFF) September 16, 2019

Outside of a lil ol' fella they called Mr. Moss (no one called him that but alas), what other receiver at his height and weight can or could do this? An answer to that question may be answered later, maybe not though. Who knows?

We'd call this an incredible catch, but then we remember it's Julio Jones, so it's just another day in the office.#InBrotherhood #MNF #ATLvsSEA pic.twitter.com/AuzQ6Oh4h4

— DraftKings (@DraftKings) November 21, 2017

So answer me this pal, how the fuck is this possible? 

This catch by Julio Jones in Super Bowl LI was absolutely insane ✈️pic.twitter.com/cJqbLAQiQH

— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) March 29, 2020

This is the best catch in Super Bowl history, i've said it before and I will continue until I am proven incorrect. Tyree was incredible, Edelman's was nuts, Santonio Holmes has an argument....Julio just had a better catch...Game, set, match.

#4- Antonio Brown

One of my biggest worries with how the past year has gone for Antonio Brown, is people will forget how good a receiver he was. He doesn't have that one play which immediately pops when you hear his name and he doesn't have the physically imposing stature that reminds you of his dominance a la the others on this list. His route running, hands, consistency and durability and pure dominance were top tier and shouldn't be lost to time. 

Since he entered the league, no receiver has accumulated a higher overall grade than the NEWEST Oakland Raider, Antonio Brown. pic.twitter.com/WvkUdduVfX

— PFF (@PFF) March 10, 2019

Antonio Brown is a cheat code pic.twitter.com/HjsRipi1RL

— Sam Monson (@PFF_Sam) November 17, 2017

#3- Calvin Johnson

Can I just take a minute to say, FUUUUUCKK, the Detroit Lions for wasting this guys career. In 10-20, years no kid is gonna know about just how unreal Megatron was, because he wasted away under incompetence from the top down. To put it simply there was nothing Calvin couldn't do, the fact he retired early ain't none of my business. You would of done the exact same thing, don't lie.

If you haven't already, plan your evening around this video and the rabbit hole it takes you down. Order a pizza, get a cigar, light a blunt...whichever you choose to partake in and enjoy your night. No chance you regret it, and if you do...well, thats your fault and your fault only.

#2- Terrell Owens

The way the media portrays T.O is the way it should portray Sir. Stickum, is quite simply a crime. You'd never guess he retired top 2 in Receiving Yards and Receiving Touchdowns. He was Antonio Brown before Antonio Brown but with worse QB play, and oh yeah, he was 6'3 230. 

You can love 'em or hate 'em, doesn't affect me. Fact is he belongs on this list. 

Oh yeah, and the fact that he wasn't a first ballot Hall of Famer, is a crime and there needs to be a serious investigation into the decrepit old men who do the voting.

#1- Randy Moss

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha if you expected an explanation on this one you're sorely mistaken. I got 4 letters for ya...G-O-A-T. 'Nuff Said.

Randy Moss is one of the smartest WRs to ever play.

This (bottom of screen) is ROOKIE Moss suckering a CB into thinking he was jamming him at the line so Carter could run in behind on a smash concept.

Just gives him his chest off the line, then tosses him aside later. pic.twitter.com/H9U7IH9uNJ

— Sam Monson (@PFF_Sam) May 8, 2020

Randy Moss's 5th game in the NFL against an undefeated GB team that hadn't lost at home in like 2.5 years.

Goes for 5-190-2 TDs.

And this 75-yarder didn't count. Negated for holding: pic.twitter.com/mORsB6KYrO

— Sam Monson (@PFF_Sam) May 4, 2020

Randy Moss was drafted 22 years ago today and his highlights will never get old and are always incredible (🎥: @nflthrowback) pic.twitter.com/8cxtlelOQ6

— Field Yates (@FieldYates) April 18, 2020

Quinton Dunbar and Deandre Baker are Bored Too

The @MiramarPD said an arrest warrant has been issued for Giants’ CB Deandre Baker and Seahawks’ CB Quinton Dunbar for four counts of Armed Robbery with a Firearm and four counts of Aggravated Assault with a Firearm. Incident occurred May 13.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 14, 2020

4 Counts??? God damn man, these dudes linked up bored as hell...and decided out of all their options....they were gonna hit a lick 4 times as professional athletes and get away with it. I NEED that type of confidence man. 

These two presumably know each other from their hometown around Miami, but it's still a random ass pairing of people. Baker went to Georgia from 2015-2019 and Dunbar left the University of Florida in 2015, not exactly crossing paths. 

CB Quinton Dunbar speaks with the media during this morning’s press conference. https://t.co/2bDcsIfh3M

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) May 14, 2020

This dude might be the most confident, cocky player in NFL History...for both the best and worst of ways. On the bright side, he was PFF's #2 rated corner last season....On the sliiiiightly negative side, he had to really think he was gonna get away with this to go and TALK TO THE MEDIA the VERY NEXT MORNING. 
A direct quote from the presser, 

"You just want to feel wanted at the end of the day.... I just hope to repay them with the way I carry myself as a person."

...that's called foreshadowing, folks. Do ya think he knows, he mighta made some typa mistake?

Both teams released bullshit PR statements saying they don't know whats going on, and basically, that they won't harbor fugitives.

Seahawks’ comment: “We are aware of the situation involving Quinton Dunbar and still gathering information. We will defer all further comment to league investigators and local authorities.”

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 15, 2020

Giants’ statement on the arrest warrant for armed robbery being issued to CB DeAndre Baker: “We are aware of the situation. We have been in contact with DeAndre. We have no further comment at this time.”

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 14, 2020

Gonna take a wild shot in the dark here...both will be released from their teams within 24-48 hours and release statements apologizing.

A spokesperson for Miramar Police told @BradyHenderson that there have been discussions with at least one of the player’s representatives about turning himself in. But neither Baker nor Dunbar had done so as of 8:10 p.m. ET.

— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) May 15, 2020

My guess is that it's Baker...a bit younger, more scared and more eager to do whatever he can to get a second shot in the league. Good luck, bubba.

Top 10 Primetime Games Of The 2020 NFL Season. Pt. 2 #5-1

And we back 🙌. Hopefully everyones mothers day was fruitful and fulfilling. If you have the talent of being able give a good gift, woo buddy lemme tell you, I am jeal-ous. Anyways, let's talk some eggball, shall we?.....Top 5, Top 5. I'm sure everyone will agree with these and there will be civility flooding the streets after this.

#5- Week 9- New Orleans Saints at Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Sunday Night Football, NBC. 

Final matchup of the season for two of the NFL's heavyweights. The two Brady v Brees matchups may very well determine who gets the division title and who's walkin' into a wild card matchup...Last season, goin' outside of that dome gave Ol' Drew the NOODLIEST of arms which quite frankly, ain't great! The facts though, are that he has an incredible supporting cast that can alleviate some of those fears.....unlessssssss...he has to get into a shootout. THAT, could get ugly, and quickly. 

Brady looked worse last year, but it's much easier to chalk that one up to...well, he had absolutely fuckin' no one to throw to. His arm didn't suddenly look 42 and he didn't suddenly become scared in the pocket. He is and still will be, very good. 

It'll be quite interesting to see how this one unfolds given that both rosters and stacked top to bottom with very few holes. 

#4- Week 6- Arizona Cardinals at Dallas Cowboys, Monday Night Football, ESPN.

Kyler is poised to have a monster year and the Cowboys just gave Dak every weapon on the face of the planet. Kliff going 4 wide against a defense i'm not sure employs 4 CB's could be interesting...Has Mike McCarthy truly evolved as a coach or will he continue to run slants to Amari Cooper until Pat Pete takes one for 6...? We'll just have to find out

Love it or hate it, a Monday Night game in the Jerry dome feels different than any other stadium. It's a real shame we won't have the talents of Booger and Tess on hand. Instead, we'll get some old Cowboys retread and Mike "Mama Mia" Tirico. Yay. 

Is the Cardinals offensive line going to be competent enough to not get Kyler killed this year? Well,,, with almost 50 sacks and no major upgrades on that line...Bold strategy cotton, lets see how it pays off for 'em..

Kyler Murray had one of the greatest rookie seasons I've ever seen from a QB, so here's a thread on his impressive first season in the NFL. pic.twitter.com/F6gGim9okv

— Johnny Kinsley (@Brickwallblitz) January 2, 2020

#3- Week 13- Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs, Sunday Night Football, NBC.

Drew Lock reeled me in last year, I think he's gonna be really good. He has IT, Jeff Van Gundy. The fact that the Broncos brought in Jeudy and Hamler to add to Courtland Sutton and Noah Fant....No team has had speed like that since, oh yeah....The Kansas City Chiefs.

This game is gonna be a fuckin' TRACKMEET. Like watching an Olympic relay race, just fly routes and 60 yard BOMBS. I'll tell ya right now, barring the snow, I WILL be taking the Over in this game. This thing is gonna look like the 2018 MNF Chiefs @ Rams game...It's also an in-division, playoff deciding game in the final weeks of the season. 

This could easily be the game of the year and I will look dumb as hell for having it at number 3....What can ya do..

#2- Week 15- San Francisco 49ers at Dallas Cowboys, Sunday Night Football, NBC.

Or as I prefer to call it, the Terrell Owens invitational. Sorry, Eagles fans.

Both of these teams are gonna be flat out good this year and competing for division titles the whole way through. Say what you want about Jimmy G, have whatever invalid criticisms of Dak you want...both teams have well rounded rosters and do the most important thing in football ...they score points in a hurry.

The amount of pure talent mixed with the implications this game could have on division races, is why it's in the top two. Dome game equals no weather issues and it's two of the most popular and storied franchises on primetime. It could easily end up having the highest ratings of any regular season game. 

Deebo, Aiyuk, Kittle, that running game and defense?...going against Dak, Amari, Gallup, Lamb, Zeke and that O-line? There's about 800 different ways this game could end up going and they'd all be entertaining as hell. 

#1- Week 3- Kansas City Chiefs at Baltimore Ravens, Monday Night Football, ESPN. 

I mean, if you aren't excited for this game, you just simply don't have a soul. If you've ever even heard the word football and aren't excited for this game, I question your integrity as a human. I mean it's the two best football teams in the world going head to head on the biggest stage in regular season sports. 

Waking up and knowing that this game is coming in the months ahead, is what's getting me through the Quarantine. 

The contrasting offenses, the speed, the futures of the league. 

The Over will be taken and the good times will be had.

I swear to god if the season is delayed, imma hurt someone.