It's Team Devante all the way, no doubt. If you're constantly the first one to parade around your own stats, you're doin' it all wrong fella.
It took one (1), letter from Parker for Mickey Mouse Mike to take a hypothetical EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY. My guy, Devante Parker is trapped in his house like us all just messing around on Insta, you don't gotta treat this like World War 3.
His voice is hysterically funny, you can't lie
and say it isn't. I simply won't allow it.
Michael Thomas went to Ohio State, his uncle is Keyshawn Johnson and he plays with Drew Brees for Sean Payton. Name a receiver who's had better a better situation coming into the league in the last 10 years? It doesn't make people like you more to say how good you are. In fact! It actually does quite the opposite. I'd have no reason to dislike Michael Thomas if not for how he acted on social media. Thomas went to the Jerry Rice School of Corniness and is passing with flying colors...unsettling to say the least.
You're force-fed targets unlike any other receiver and accumulate a lot of regular season counting stats. Imagine if Marques Colston did some shit like this? Imagine making $20 Million Dollars a year, living in New Orleans and still being on social media complaining all day? Couldn't be me.
AHHHHHHHH shit here we go. It's the age old debate...it'll lose you limbs in some towns and gain you a free drink or two in others. Here. We. Go.
#5- Julio Jones
Just a brriiiieeeeef fyi, if you're over the age of 40 and are unable to accept change.....just exit out of this. If Julio isn't in your top 8-10, you're simply just wrong. Moving on.....If Julio had a higher TD% he might be in my top 3, for now he's at 5 and i'm sure he's just devastated.
Believe what you want about PFF, but as someone with no NFL team I find them very reliable and accurate on most things. With that being said, to essentially have the best career of any reciever they've ever graded...pretty telling, Jim!
Outside of a lil ol' fella they called Mr. Moss (no one called him that but alas), what other receiver at his height and weight can or could do this? An answer to that question may be answered later, maybe not though. Who knows?
This is the best catch in Super Bowl history, i've said it before and I will continue until I am proven incorrect. Tyree was incredible, Edelman's was nuts, Santonio Holmes has an argument....Julio just had a better catch...Game, set, match.
#4- Antonio Brown
One of my biggest worries with how the past year has gone for Antonio Brown, is people will forget how good a receiver he was. He doesn't have that one play which immediately pops when you hear his name and he doesn't have the physically imposing stature that reminds you of his dominance a la the others on this list. His route running, hands, consistency and durability and pure dominance were top tier and shouldn't be lost to time.
Since he entered the league, no receiver has accumulated a higher overall grade than the NEWEST Oakland Raider, Antonio Brown. pic.twitter.com/WvkUdduVfX
Can I just take a minute to say, FUUUUUCKK, the Detroit Lions for wasting this guys career. In 10-20, years no kid is gonna know about just how unreal Megatron was, because he wasted away under incompetence from the top down. To put it simply there was nothing Calvin couldn't do, the fact he retired early ain't none of my business. You would of done the exact same thing, don't lie. If you haven't already, plan your evening around this video and the rabbit hole it takes you down. Order a pizza, get a cigar, light a blunt...whichever you choose to partake in and enjoy your night. No chance you regret it, and if you do...well, thats your fault and your fault only.
#2- Terrell Owens
The way the media portrays T.O is the way it should portray Sir. Stickum, is quite simply a crime. You'd never guess he retired top 2 in Receiving Yards and Receiving Touchdowns. He was Antonio Brown before Antonio Brown but with worse QB play, and oh yeah, he was 6'3 230.
You can love 'em or hate 'em, doesn't affect me. Fact is he belongs on this list.
Oh yeah, and the fact that he wasn't a first ballot Hall of Famer, is a crime and there needs to be a serious investigation into the decrepit old men who do the voting.
#1- Randy Moss
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha if you expected an explanation on this one you're sorely mistaken. I got 4 letters for ya...G-O-A-T. 'Nuff Said.
Randy Moss is one of the smartest WRs to ever play.
This (bottom of screen) is ROOKIE Moss suckering a CB into thinking he was jamming him at the line so Carter could run in behind on a smash concept.
