In The Best News Of 2020 Domingo German Quits Baseball

#Yankees pitcher Domingo German posted this on his Instagram page. Translation is: “I left baseball. Thanks my people.” pic.twitter.com/8CSWcX9q05

— Bryan Hoch (@BryanHoch) July 18, 2020

What a time to be alive, couldn't have happened to a better fella. Perhaps Aroldis Chapman but i'll take 1 of the 2 for now.

I'm extremely grateful that I now don't have to justify watching and supporting a domestic abuser solely because he's a good player on my favorite roundball team. His incomprehensible acts and subsequent reaction easily outweigh the stud he was becoming on the field.

However I will miss the overwhelmingly amount of corny jokes Twitter had with his name. Hey guys, did you know Domingo means Sunday in Espanol? Fun fact, not many know. 

Domingo German on Memorial Day Weekend Sunday.

Domingo on Domingo. What a day.

— Eric Hubbs (@BarstoolHubbs) May 26, 2019

Domingo translates to Sunday FYI

— Talkin’ Jake (@TalkinJake) May 26, 2019

I love how “Sunday” (Domingo German) is pitching on Sunday

— Mike Mooney (@MikeMooney25) August 26, 2019

I love my fellow Yankee fans and the jokes that get killed quicker than JFK cruising through the Dallas streets.