Peyton Manning Is Painfully Unfunny

Whilst golfing against Tom Brady, Peyton Manning has taken this opportunity to audition for Monday Night Football. He clearly sees the bag Tony Romo got and now wants ESPN to shell it out for him. Kind of despicable once you realize this is a CHARITY golf experience and Mr. Forehead himself, has decided it's a job interview. 

We all deserve this however, we booted the great Booger McFarland out of the club after a year in which he gave us countless hearty belly chuckles. Now, we're going to be stuck with 10 years of Peyton Manning laughing at his own dad jokes. 

Will Peyton Manning be drawing male genitalia whilst talking about ejaculation? I know Booger was. Peyton will give us countless dad jokes that make exactly no one laugh besides the poor commentator forcing one out. 

Oh No Booger! pic.twitter.com/dVcexJDA0A

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) January 5, 2020

"Lately i've cut down on the Vegetables partner...Some days I just don't care at (Carrot) all." 

Is this the future you want? Is this what you want your children growing up hearing? Join Me in keeping Peyton off your TV screen.

The coked up execs over at ESPN should know from first hand experience that normal is boring. 

As always, Brady better. 

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— Pat (@BarstoolPAT) May 24, 2020